Jimmy Soul - If You Wanna Be Happy
If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.A pretty woman makes her husband look smallAnd very often causes his downfall.As soon as he marries her Then she starts to doThe things that will break his heart.But if you make an ugly woman your wife,You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,She’ll always give you peace of mind.Don’t let your friends say You have no taste,Go ahead and marry anyway,Though her face is ugly, Her eyes don’t match,Take it from me she’s a better catch.Say man. Hey baby. Saw your wife the other day. Yeah?Yeah, she’s ugly. Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook. Yeah?. Okay.

  • Jimmy Soul - If You Wanna Be Happy
  • If you wanna be happy 
    For the rest of your life,
    Never make a pretty woman your wife,
    So from my personal point of view,
    Get an ugly girl to marry you.

    A pretty woman makes her husband look small
    And very often causes his downfall.
    As soon as he marries her
    Then she starts to do
    The things that will break his heart.
    But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
    You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
    An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
    She’ll always give you peace of mind.

    Don’t let your friends say
    You have no taste,
    Go ahead and marry anyway,
    Though her face is ugly,
    Her eyes don’t match,
    Take it from me she’s a better catch.

    Say man.
    Hey baby.
    Saw your wife the other day.
    Yeah?
    Yeah, she’s ugly.
    Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
    Yeah?. Okay.

  • Artist: Sunrise Avenue
  • TrackName: Fairytale Gone Bad
  • Album: On The Way To Wonderland

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“The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.”

“The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.”

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